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Monday, 23 August 2010 21:43

EmoIt turns out this joke (I have heard presbyterian variations) has a known inventor, the somewhat wonderful Emo Philips.  Ship of fools voted it the funniest religious joke of all time, here's Emo talking about it (albeit five years ago), and the joke is below:

This morning I received thrilling news: a joke I wrote more than 20 years ago has been voted the funniest religious joke of all time! In case you've missed it, here it is:

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

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Vengeance Is Mine PDF Print E-mail
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Sunday, 08 August 2010 06:07

Keith O'BrienThis spirited defence from Scotland's leading Catholic, of Kenny McCaskill's early release of Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed al-Megrahi is impressive.

Culturally, I do sometimes struggle with the Catholic Church's focus on abortion, but there is a consistency there, and a challenging one.   It's the seamless garment of life, and defence of life, which also leads to this kind of passionate attack on the death penalty.  Life is sacred, always to be defended and never to be taken.  There are some disturbing details:

Ohio has only one execution per month to give the "execution team" (Ohio's term) an opportunity to "recuperate" between executions. The fact that a virtual conveyor belt of killing operates among them does not seem to have persuaded Ohio's legislators that their approach to justice is demonstrably and completely ineffective.

It is good to hear someone argue for compassion, where too often it is seen as weakness.  When we live life under God and in God, we cannot see justice the same way.  This is how O'Brien ends:

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Spirituality PDF Print E-mail
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Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:50

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is no such thing as “spirituality.” Doesn’t exist, has no meaning. It’s just a name for “doing what I want to do and feeling that the universe somehow smiles on me for doing it. - Alan Jacobs

There is an indefinable something in this I want to agree with.  It's the appropriation of spiritual things as an excuse for consumerism, me-first, self-pleasing mysticality.

It's like the heavy focus on John 10:10 "I have come that they may have life, life in all its fulness" - you can see how that verse can be taken in a whole bunch of hedonistic directions.  I notice that one of the most hit articles on this site is titled "Life in all its fullness".  I am suspicious about that.

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Grace under pressure PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, 24 June 2010 16:05

There is something in this Isner-Mahut match that says something, something about perseverance taking us into remarkable places, that talent alone is not the determinant of what is remarkable, but a refusal to be cowed when all expectation, energy and convention says "Give up now."

Elsewhere, I've come across this version of the Lord's prayer for the England team: the start isn't bad (although possibly violating the third commandment) - "The Wayne is the Lampard" signals a weak ending.  Cue lots of of meditations on sport as the new religion, further proof of something we already knew.

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Smart Things Christians Did on Election Day - Part 2 PDF Print E-mail
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Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:15

...Realised this Email was nonsense.

We have received notice that there is trouble in OXFORD – wanting to close polling stations – some think it could be animal activists etc.

Apparently, there are 2 protestors on the roof at the Spelsbury polling station (David Cameron’s polling station) and the word has gone out on Facebook and the Internet.  It is understood that 100’s of rioters are on their way down from the Banbury area.  If they manage to close the polling station it will make the whole election invalid.  Riot police are there in huge numbers and the press are gathering in their droves.

We need to pray about this situation immediately! Stand against anarchy and rebellion.  Command the situation to calm and take authority over principalities stirring hatred and strife.  Proclaim and decree THE LORDSHIP OF JESUS CHRIST AND HIS RULE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE.  Keep your heart steady and REJOICE through the warfare.

I was sent this somewhat hysterical email from two separate places.  It had orginated from a group called Watchman Intercessor Network.  The language here just makes me queasy: "100's" of rioters; "huge numbers" of police, and vulture-like press-folk gathering "in their droves."  And the capital letters in the last paragraph, as if the words weren't weighty enough by themselves.

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Smart Things That Christians Did On Election Day - Part 1 PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:59

George Hargreaves...Didn't Vote For The Christian Party

One of the reasons for the existence of the Christian Party, according to leader George Hargreaves, is that Christian MPs in other parties often have to vote for policies they don't agree with.  Ironically, I think any Christian MP of the Christian Party would often finding themselves voting for policies they found abhorrent.  The ideas of the Christian Party sound scarily like the US Republican Christian Right - small government and a low flat tax regime.  I must have been distracted when Jesus mentioned those in the Sermon on the Mount.

Most worryingly in his broadcast here, Hargreaves describes an encounter with Nick Griffin in a televised debate.  Hargreaves uses this as an example of Christian love in action, winning and wooing opponents to our point of view.  According to Hargreaves, Griffin had been transformed through an encounter with Christian love.  I was eager to hear of how Nick Griffin had renounced his pallid monoculturalism, and the nasty hatreds that lie underneath his newly smartened presentation.

Here's Griffin's testimony:

A special event that happened recently has changed my outlook... That event was the peaceful, sensible, mature debate with the Christian Party leader George Hargreaves.  It made me think long and hard about a new dimension of our struggle: our Christian religion, culture and traditions.  In the past, too much emphasis has been placed on the ethnic aspect of our present national dilemma, whilst the longest running feature of our identity has been overlooked: the fact that our country has been held together and guided, for millenia [not sure about the use of the plural 'millenia'], by our common ancient religion Christianity.

This doesn't seem like the Damascus Road experience one might have hoped for, but rather a fascism based on religious rather than ethnic separation.  Either Hargreaves doesn't realise this, or doesn't think it such a bad thing.

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Last Episode Of Rev PDF Print E-mail
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Friday, 06 August 2010 07:09

RevSomething has to be written about the last episode of Rev.

There was something joyous in watching the last ten minutes.

Not some sadistic shardenfreude thing at Adam Smallbone's disastrous attempt to seduce the local headmistress; win an argument with his wife through barked swearing; dance badly or cling to and then let go of his vocation.

The joy was in recognition.  Of seeing myself there.  Not the details (although apparently all of these do have their origins in real events), but the deeper motivations - the self-pity, the questionning of whether all this is worth it and we haven't just succumbed to religious hoax ("'Dan Barker was right' whispers the demonic voice in our head), and the redemption through the least expected: the policeman who we think has come to arrest the drunken Reverend; the local gang who refuse to offer Smallbone a fight despite his insults; and the dying woman who grants the Reverend the honour of needing him.

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Raoul Moat - Some Early Thoughts PDF Print E-mail
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Saturday, 10 July 2010 06:57

Raoul MoatThe 24 hour news channels fail to cover themselves in glory at this kind of event.  They are after information for the sake of being watched and being interesting.  If they can't be exclusive, then they must deny the exclusivity of the other channels.  They keep referring to these horrific events as a "story" - "this has been a long 'story' for the peopel of Rothbury" said one news anchor last night.  There is greed to be near to the "story" - these events are happening "only 100m behind me"; "we have been moved further back by the police".  This conversion of crisis "news product" is doubly troubling.  It belittles human pain, and it is guilty of hypocrisy.  It masks its true intentions in the false cloak of urgent concern and the public's "right to know".

The primary "news product" is conflict.  Peace is a terrible thing because it is dull.  Thus, one news reporter at 6.30am this morning said "the question that is being asked around Rothbury this morning is 'Why did it take so long for the police to find Raoul Moat?'".  You want to question this in so many ways.  Firstly, a mere four hours after Raoul Moat's final act of annihiliation, during which most of the people of Rothbury would have been in their beds, did this reporter really have the ability in four hours to crystallise the complex and diverse thoughts of an entire village, into "the question that is being asked".  One suspects that this is code for "the question that we journalists are going to ask to get more mileage out of this 'story' is..."

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These Wretched Lists PDF Print E-mail
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Monday, 21 June 2010 09:18

Empty PewsWe've got this huge challenge in the Church of Scotland at the moment, reducing our ministry posts from 1244 (not 1400 as it was in Life and Work this month) down to 1000.  In Glasgow, that's a reduction from 160 down to 132.

How to make these reductions involves crossing an intricate minefield of Church legislation, local needs, wider considerations, transparent processes and the fact that it is very difficult to get hold of what a Church is, and make a fair decision about whether it needs a minister or a deacon more than the Church up the road.  Too much goes in congregations that is invisible, only God knows what goes in the corner of every Church - we don't have the eyesight required to make those assessments.  And yet we have to.

One problem is blindness.

The other is competition.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer once said that whenever you got more than two disciples together, there would arise "a reckoning amongst them" - a competition to work out who is the greatest.  When we read the that the disciples were arguing about "Who was the greatest?", we can't believe the baldness of the discussion, the brazen-ness of a Peter turning to Thomas and saying "here's why I am greater than you?".

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I want everyone to bring a book PDF Print E-mail
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Friday, 14 May 2010 13:15

“As of tomorrow, I want everybody on this bus to bring a book” – here’s a thought provoking story for us in priority areas of Rosemary Peterson (‘Ms Kookyi’), the school bus driver who recognised there was a discipline problem with the kids travelling in her bus and decided to take charge. Enjoy the clip at www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/ns/nightly_news#36802449. A thought-provoking example of seeing a need and not waiting for the professionals to attend to it!

- Thanks to the Priority Areas Newsletter

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The Big Society Was Always Going To Be Hard PDF Print E-mail
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Sunday, 09 May 2010 21:34

Christian AidThere are two reasons why the Big Society was never going to work.

The first is because David Cameron was never going to be able to defend it within a week of taking office.  The Big Society was the centrepiece of the Conservative Manifesto (this I know because I had to read the thing, was about to say "wretched thing", but actually it wasn't that bad) - pages of attractive graphics and slogans like "Small Government - Big Society".  But it didn't even last four weeks on the campaign.  It hardly lasted a week on the campaign.  How bad must your judgement be if your big idea, your central philosophy, doesn't even last a week in the campaign?  And if it can't last a week on the campaign, it won't last a day in government.

So the first reason it wasn't going to work was that David Cameron was defending it like an injured Rio Ferdinand.

Secondly, David Cameron has clearly never tried to organise a volunteers rota.  James Delingpole (I hate to quote Delingpole approvingly) characterises the "Big Society" as

Dave’s bouncy new “Big Society” plan for teenagers and grandmothers to be compelled every other week to whitewash their local community centre.

In our Church, when there are strong faith-based reasons to do big things voluntarily, like collect for Christian Aid, we struggle for volunteers.  What chance was Dave going to have cajoling a chronologically-impoverished, disinvested populace to replace paid carers with voluntary labour.  It was crazy.  Getting volunteers is tough when you're fishing in a warm pool.  What chance in the frozen ice-lakes of stress-dense dormitory towns?  Dave never had a chance.  It was only ever going to be way of Dave being able to live with himself when he had just shut down 200 day-care centres.

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